Tuesday 22 April 2008

Porn Shoes

Firstly let me apologise for my recent disappearence. No i had not been shagged to death, it was purely the twits who host this blog allowing a 'robot' peg mark it as spam.

Anyway Im back on air now.


I remember the first time I laid eyes on porn shoes.
Stripper heels, platforms, spike heels, glass heels... call em what you like.
I called them tranny shoes. The only person id ever seen wear them was Ru Paul so I thought they were some part of a trannies wardrobe get up.
I’d never seen them in porn flicks before. Probably due to the fact I had only watched dated porn. Porn shoes were yet to be invented.
I remember seeing lots of different styles for sale in a street market in Bangkok on a trip to Thailand once and this just reaffirmed for me that trannies (and lady boys) wore them. I actually wanted to buy a pair. Something was drawing me to them. I stopped myself saying “What the heck for? Where would I wear them?” I wasn’t a porn star then.
I later realised strippers and adult models wore them when I saw every single girl in a copy of my house mates Playboy wearing them. I thought they looked sexy but kinda mad. Sort of like Barbie meets glam rock.
Now I have more pairs of porn shoes than I do normal heels. I have classic ones (if there is such a thing), silver ones, marabou ones, leg tie ones and even boots too. I have every colour possible. It has been known for me to turn up on set with one case for my clothes and another for my shoes. I pack a pair of shoes for each outfit I take. In fact I pick an outfit to go with the shoes usually.
I still have my first pair that I remember going out to buy after my first few shoots in some trash shop on Oxford Street. I wanted porn shoes like all the other girls so I got some classic strappy, black, clear plastic platform/heel ones. They look abit tatty now but they have been through everything with me so I daren’t replace them.
My favourite ones I call my Barbie shoes. My first ever Barbie doll had shoes just like these.
People say “How the hell do you totter around in those things?” and then I explain how they are actually dancers shoes (table and pole dancers that is) and that walking and standing around in them is a doddle compared to what those girls do in them.
It’s strange though, I can’t wear normal high heels for very long without suffering but these beauties I can wear for hours quite comfortably. Why is that? I once wore them out to a night club and didn’t moan once about my feet aching. I even hobbled down a cobbled street in them without falling over.
Note: it is NEVER acceptable to wear porn shoes except in porn. I was going out on a limb when I wore mine out and was with a bunch of 10 or so other models. Do not think like the poor girl I saw wearing them in Wimbledon shopping centre one Saturday afternoon that they are for normal people.
JUST DONT!

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